The British Way

[Verse 1] Oh blimey mate, it’s a lovely day, Grab your brolly, don’t let the rain stay! Popped down the chippy for a little fish fry, With a cuppa tea and a cheeky mince pie. [Chorus] Toodle pip, cheerio, off we go! Grab your bowler hat and your monocle show. Mind the gap, tally-ho, pip-pip hooray, We’re all posh and proper in the British way! [Verse 2] A right old knees-up with me mates last night, Had a pint of lager, what a frightful sight! The Queen’s on telly with her royal wave, But me mate Dave’s off to misbehave! [Chorus] Toodle pip, cheerio, off we go! Grab your bowler hat and your monocle show. Mind the gap, tally-ho, pip-pip hooray, We’re all posh and proper in the British way! [Bridge] Oh crikey, guv, you’ve spilled the tea, What a kerfuffle, oh dearie me! Bob’s your uncle and Fanny’s your aunt, Let’s have a laugh and a proper chant! [Chorus] Toodle pip, cheerio, off we go! Grab your bowler hat and your monocle show. Mind the gap, tally-ho, pip-pip hooray, We’re all posh and proper in the British way! [Outro] So here’s to the land of red phone booths, Of Marmite toast and crumpet truths. With a wink and a nod, we’ll bid you goodbye, Toodle pip, old chum, don’t forget your pie!