Raging Gamer

(Verse 1) Once upon a time there lived a gamer Every day all day he battled with a stranger The one thing that everyone knew The words that came out of his mouth made them rue (Chorus) He's a gamer with rage but he screwed your mom The computer could beat him at chess but he beat it at kickboxing He's not a gamer, he's the gamer with rage (Verse 2) He sat there eating hot pockets and Cheeto's As his K/D got worse he would scream YO! Hey kid I did your mom your dad your dog old blue (Chorus) He's a gamer with rage but he screwed your mom The computer could beat him at chess but he beat it at kickboxing He'd beat you must have cheated but at least he screwed your mom (Outro) He's a thirty year old in his moms basement He bought his PC with the money she lent He may not have a job or money but at least he did your mom