I'm Beswitched

[Instrumntal Intro] [Intro, narrating] On a Friday Night, I was watching a stream, the image got all chunky, to my angry scream! As my puny little magic of whacking the TV, did cause no resolution - it was clear to me! [Instrumental buildup] [Chorus] My poor little Router, is haunted by a witch, she spooks my TV and my tablet, Oh Lord! I am beswitched! (Oh! oh oh!) It needs an exorcism! Please help me if you can! Without my dose of Bridgerton, I’m only half a man! [Instrumental Solo] [Verse] The Druid on the Hotline, said: turn it off and on. Guess what, I already did that, that’s Ritual Number One! But ev’rytime I switched it on, her green eyes winked at me, she’s such a cunning demon, rides on T-C-P-I-P! [Chorus] My poor little Router, is haunted by a witch, she spooks my TV and my tablet, Oh Lord! I am beswitched! (Oh! oh oh!) It needs an exorcism! Please help me if you can! Without my dose of Bridgerton, I’m only half a man! [Instrumental Solo] [Verse] The Warriors of the Forums, in their wisdom old, said: Sacrifice to Firmware, Mutton Meat and gold! Yet, as I did, I noticed that something must be wrong, she cursed me with a rootkit, and my money was all gone! [Chorus] My poor little Router, is haunted by a witch, she spooks my TV and my tablet, Oh Lord! I am beswitched! (Oh! oh oh!) It needs an exorcism! Please help me if you can! Without my dose of Bridgerton, I’m only half a man! [Instrumental Solo] [Outtro] After all the magic blunder, the witch tried to break free, it left me only one choice, I pulled the plug, you see? Now lies the Wifi-Router under chains of steel and rocks, On the bottom of the ocean! [ritardando] And I bought the DVD box! [Instrumental outtro to Fade Out]