Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he didn't want to be called a chicken. Knock knock (Who's there) Cock (Cock who?) Cuckoo to you too Cockadoodledoo So... What's the deal with airplane food? You're not supposed to eat it nude. You're... You're supposed to have clothes on in the plane. Knock knock Who's there Airplane Airplane who Airplane us together on airplane with clothes because that's the right thing to do. Why did the chicken cross He was a good Christian. Why do cats cross paths To avoid baths And bring bad luck on both your houses Why do cows cross roads Interrupting moo Interpreting... Yeah... They had little else to do. What's... What did he say to the guy. How's the weather up there? One was taller than the other. So the weather was presumably different higher up. What the hell is going on? Who the hell knows? It's hotly debated. A real firery debate. The devil's in the details though That's the crux of the issue Yeah I'm just warming up What is the name of Laplace's and Lagrange's lazy little brother? La plage Yep... Why did chicken cross cow? Cow bigger chicken But chicken think big, bigger cow Chicken cross cow But cow double cross So okay in the end For cow Chicken? No Cow is goat And chicken... Hell he never stood a chance
