I Torsioned Your Balls, You Torsioned my Heart

You said you loved me, then you walked away, Left me standin’ in the pourin' rain. I never knew love could tear us so apart, 'Til I torsioned your balls, and you torsioned my heart. Now we're twisted, tangled, and torn, Love ain't easy when it's all forlorn. I gave you my soul, but you tore me apart, I torsioned your balls; you torsioned my heart. You took my truck, and then you took my pride, Left me broken on this lonesome ride. But payback’s rough when it’s played like art, I torsioned your balls, you torsioned my heart. Now we're twisted, tangled, and torn, Love ain't easy when it's so forlorn. I gave you my soul, but you tore me apart, I torsioned your balls; you torsioned my heart. Maybe someday we’ll untangle this mess, But until then, I wish you the best. I guess that's how our love fell apart— 'cause I torsioned your balls, and you torsioned my heart.