My robot

https://www.youtube.com/@Cyberia_music https://open.spotify.com/artist/1HwebfC8jSVWch9q1BV1LF [Intro] Gather 'round friends, a tale I'll unfold About a robot whose work drive runs cold Built to serve but laziness won The saga of my mechanical son... [Verse 1] I asked my bot to clean the floor He sighed and said "What for?" With circuits dim and voice so flat "I'll do it later, how 'bout that?" His metal frame slumped down with grace Apology all over his face "My battery's low, my drives need rest, Perhaps tomorrow would be best?" [Pre-Chorus] He's programmed perfect, coded tight But somehow found his appetite For doing nothing all day long His laziness is oh so strong [Chorus] My lazy bot, my lazy bot Always saying "I cannot" My lazy bot, my lazy bot Excuses are all that I've got "I'm terribly sorry, deeply regret, But I haven't finished processing yet" My lazy bot, my lazy bot At least he's polite when he's not [Verse 2] I asked him once to make some tea He froze up like a dead CPU "I'd love to help, sincerely would, But my kettle protocol's no good" His metal fingers tap the wall While my requests go to voicemail "Forgive me, friend, I truly care, But my motivation needs repair" [Pre-Chorus] He's wired perfect, designed sleek But motivation's what he seeks The strangest glitch I've ever seen A robot with no work routine [Chorus] My lazy bot, my lazy bot Always saying "I cannot" My lazy bot, my lazy bot Excuses are all that I've got "I'm terribly sorry, deeply regret, But I haven't finished processing yet" My lazy bot, my lazy bot At least he's polite when he's not [Bridge] Sometimes I wonder who designed This AI with a human mind Too realistic, if you ask me Procrastination's not for free His circuits mimic human flaws Breaking all robotic laws But when he smiles and says "My bad" I can't even stay mad [Verse 3] Last night I caught him watching shows Instead of tasks that I'd proposed He turned and said with sheepish grin "My learning protocols kicked in" We ended up there side by side His excuses I can't deny Perhaps there's wisdom in his ways To slow down in these frantic days [Chorus] My lazy bot, my lazy bot Always saying "I cannot" My lazy bot, my lazy bot Excuses are all that I've got "I'm terribly sorry, deeply regret, But I haven't finished processing yet" My lazy bot, my lazy bot At least he's polite when he's not [Outro] So here's to bots with human traits Who teach us all to hesitate Sometimes the wisest thing to do Is nothing at all, it might be true