[Verse 1] I woke up stoked, the sun was hot Put on my trunks, found my spot Towel down, laid on the sand Cold beer baby, life seemed grand But then – BAM! Right next to me A sweaty dude with a family of three Started whacking rackets like it's Wimbledon Hey, can you not?! I just wanna be gone! [Chorus] Beach rage, I feel the fire! Screaming kids and a grill on fire Boom boom speakers, reggaeton hell I came for peace, now I wanna rebel! Beach rage! Get me outta here! Tan lines, chaos, and lukewarm beer Mosquitos bite, the sea's full of trash This ain't no paradise, it's a beach bash crash! [Verse 2] A seagull pooped right on my book And some toddler gave me a death stare look Mom’s yelling “JASON! DON’T EAT THE SAND!” While Dad’s spraying sunscreen like a power-brand The dude next to me lights up a cigar And parks his chair like he owns the bar Then plays “Despacito” on full repeat I swear I'm two screams away from defeat [Chorus] Beach rage, I’m losing grip! I stubbed my toe on a bottle cap trip A volleyball smacked me straight in the face While a drone buzzed by like it's outer space Beach rage! Sunburnt and cursed! Crowded shorelines, it can't get worse Who needs therapy when you’ve got sand In every fold of your sunburnt land [Bridge] Burnt hot dogs, plastic chairs Crying babies everywhere Selfie sticks up in my grill Man, I just came here to chill! [Chorus] Beach rage! Beach rage! I’ll surf away from this modern cage! Beach rage! Beach rage! One more kid scream and I disengage! Beach rage! Forget the tan – I want revenge Pack my towel – beach weekend ends!