He's Got Nothing

[My lyrics, Suno's music] [instrumental] [quiet, sparse, verse] A lone cartoonist Staring at a blank sheet of paper He needs something seriously funny The deadline is today [Chorus] Desperation, he's got nothing But a blank sheet of paper But, Unfortunately, That's Not Funny either [verse] At 6 o'clock he's got to draw His funny bone's not working at all Just the ticking clock on the wall Tick. tick. [instrumental] [verse] A Cow ... ordering steak ... Nyet! You should never Be too clever People prefer the absurd [instrumental] [verse] Circle Circle Square Banana. Is that absurd enough? It certainly makes no sense. (no sense) But unfortunately ... It's Not Funny (not funny, not funny) [Chorus] Desperation, he's got nothing But a blank sheet of paper But unfortunately, That's Not Funny either [verse] But by 6 o'clock he's got to choose something And draw it (draw it, draw it) And it'll be circle circle square banana Unless he finds something. (funny, funny) [verse] What is absurd Is the cartoonist sitting there Seriously trying to be funny He's got nothing but a blank sheet The deadline is rushing on But I'm afraid That's not funny. (not funny, not funny) [instrumental] [Bridge] Four three two one [instrumental: WHOOOOOSH] [verse] There goes the deadline passing That's not funny either And he's still got nothing But his time is up. [verse] Circle Circle Square Banana At least it's easy to draw Does he have to put his name on that? It's embarrassing But still not funny (not funny, not funny) [Chorus] Desperation, he's got nothing But a scribbled sheet of paper But, Unfortunately, That's Not Funny (funny, funny, funny) [Instrumental] [Outro] (It lacks "oompf") [End]