[Chorus] I'm a cuddle monster and you love cuddles too Cuddle mum and cuddle dad and cuddle sissy too If you don't like cuddles You probably smell of farts So don't come crying to me when the cuddling starts [Verse] If you haven't had a cuddle Then come enjoy the show Cuz I'll be here for cuddles Every year you grow The cuddling doesn't stop Just cuz you grow up Cuz I'll be here and cuddling you til you children call me pop [Chorus] I'm a cuddle monster and you love cuddles too Cuddle mum and cuddle dad and cuddle sissy too If you don't like cuddles You probably smell of farts So don't come crying to me when the cuddling starts [Verse] I'm glad you love to cuddle Cuz boy I love them to And anytime that you need cuddles I'll give them to you There's nothing like a cuddle to really cheer you up And a cuddle with a snuggle is the best way to show love [Chorus] I'm a cuddle monster and you love cuddles too Cuddle mum and cuddle dad and cuddle sissy too If you don't like cuddles You probably smell of farts So don't come crying to me when the cuddling starts