This life as a kid My parents just say You can't do this You can't do that! Wanna know what I think? This is what I say... Safety schmaefty, Safety always last! Playing with knives Running with scissors Step on broken glass Going super fast I hate being bored I want to have fun Not even allowed To stare at the sun They always say no I don't even know why It sucks being a kid Can't have a good time But maybe just once I'll do it anyway What could go wrong? Ouch! I think I broke my leg. Mommy help me! What have I done? Man this really hurts! This isn't any fun!