(Verse 1) In the backrooms of McDonald's, where the fluorescent lights hum, A man ventures in, seeking fries and a burger bun. But as he takes a step, the floor gives way beneath his feet, Plunging down into darkness, where shadows start to meet. (Chorus) He's falling down, down, into the infinite abyss, Holding tight to a stick, seeking something he'll never miss. Through a door that materialized in the strangest way, He finds himself in Tomato Land, where colors brightly sway. (Verse 2) Tomatoes as far as the eye can see, in rows and rows they stand, Vivid reds and greens, stretching out across the land. But here in Tomato Land, things aren't what they seem, For every step he takes, reality starts to gleam. (Chorus) He's wandering 'round, in this surreal paradise, Tomato vines entwine, revealing secrets, oh so nice. Through the fields of ripe tomatoes, he starts to understand, In this quirky world of wonders, he's found his own new land. (Bridge) Through the twists and turns, he finds his way, In Tomato Land, where he'll forever stay. No more backrooms or fast-food chains, Here, in this world, where nothing's quite the same. (Chorus) He's embraced this place, where dreams and reality collide, In Tomato Land, where he'll for (Verse 1) In Tomato Land, where the colors gleam, Our man's adventure takes a wild extreme. He stumbles upon a legend, whispered low, The Tomato God, with power to bestow. (Pre-Chorus) But our hero's not one to back away, He'll face the challenge, come what may. With Big-Mac-Fu, French Fry Style in his grasp, He'll take on the Tomato God, his courage to clasp. (Chorus) Fighting through the vines, with fries in hand, He'll battle the deity of this strange land. With each crispy strike, and every savory toss, He'll prove his mettle, no matter the cost. (Verse 2) The Tomato God rises, with fury in its eyes, Its tomato minions ready to comprise. But our hero stands firm, with ketchup in his veins, He's ready to fight, no time for refrains. (Pre-Chorus) With a crunch and a flip, he launches his attack, Big-Mac-Fu style, there's no looking back. The fries fly fast, like golden bolts of light, As he battles the god with all his might. (Chorus) Fighting through the vines, with fries in hand, He'll battle the deity of this strange land. With each crispy strike, and every savory toss, He'll prove his mettle, no matter the cost. (Bridge) The Tomato God collapse and turns to dust. John has won. Yes, that is his name.