************************************* JABBA THE HUTT SINGS HIS DYING LOVE FOR LEIA! ************************************* [verse 1, Jazz] I crushed the weak, I ate my foes, and now I rule with bloated grace... I may be a useless boss but I still get in your face, I’m bloated, I’m feared, I’m grotesquely revered Hoh hoh hoh! [verse 2, Jazz] I got C3PO, I got R2D2, surrounded by enemies oh! Where’s that bounty hunter to release Solo!? There she is, I knew it was her: I knew it! Leia – ah! Ha! Time for a new outfit. [chorus, relaxed jazz with back-up vocals] My puppies are called a rancor, I feed him living scraps, My language has only 7 syllables and no caps, (and only 12 letters…) Hoo! grrr.. gnarrr and ugg… my language mostly mumbling… (but still better than R2D2…) Hoh hoh hoh! Lounging on my throne ‘cause I can’t sit, My mouth bigger than my face, don’t laugh or you’ll regret it! When you’re the king you don’t need to wear clothes! [aside, deep voice] Leia! We’re made to be together! (together…) [verse 3, Upbeat Jazz] With skinny legs too short to walk, I just lounge around, Don’t need to walk anywhere when you’re king of the town! Kiss me Leia you know we're a good fit, Now I have the Skywalker, time for the Sarlacc Pit! [verse 4, Upbeat Jazz] With skinny legs too short to walk, I just lounge around, Don’t need to walk anywhere when you’re king of the town! Medium size furry guy, growling away, Solo can't see the light of day.. (heading to the Sarlacc Pit...) . . . (heading to the Sarlacc Pit...) . . [Bridge, soft sad Jazz] Chained together… tightening ‘round my throat? (my throat) Love’s such a chain—I can’t gloat! Ghhh-urk! Your eyes… so fierce… so bright… (so bright) Since when does love crush with this might?! Princess Leia what I have done to make you want that! For your tiny arms pull a huge chain through my bulging fat! (princess Leia, stronger than Shee-Ra!) [chorus, relaxed jazz with back-up vocals] My puppies are called a rancor, I feed him living scraps, My language has only 7 syllables and no caps, (and only 12 letters…) Hoo! Ooh! Hoo and ugg… my language mostly mumbling… (but still better than R2D2…) Hoh hoh hoh! Lounging on my throne ‘cause I can’t sit, My mouth bigger than my face, don’t laugh or you’ll regret it! [outro, sad tone] Strangled dead by the love of my end of life! Leia my love was kinda pure, but you ended up being a trick, Strangled me with the might of horses oh! what a chic! (Leia, stronger than Shee-Ra!) .... (Stonger than She-ra!) . . . If you would only see what could have beeeen, instead of strangleen… I would have made you queen of Tattouine… (of Tattouine...) [Male voice, whispers] (May the 4th be with you...) (May the 4th be with you!)
12 Comments
Dark Sol 11w ago
This is a very unusual song! Not only in its sound, but also in its meaning!
Seriously! ))
I have never seen Star Wars like this))
And this look is better than many modern fillers that Disney clips for crazy money)
PreliatorCreator 11w ago
LOL - you have to look at it from Jabba's warped perspective... It'S really a villain's song where he tries to play it as the victim....
SwedishPish 16h ago
Not the singing voice I would have pinned for Jabba but damn this is smooth. Adding it my favorites because man this is my favorite kind of weird.
