[Intro - funky bassline, record scratching] [beatboxing starts] (wicka wicka wicka) [H] "Yo, bro, you're gonna find this shit hilarious," [Z] "Is there transmutation for copulous nefarious?" [H] "No one else fucks as an animal, be abstemious," [Z] "Okay, let's hear it, I'm feeling gregarious." [H] "I was chattin' up that big clam hottie, Aphrie," [Z] "I been up in that clam, and been that clam." [H] "Riiiight... So, moving on, I was talking to Aphrie," [Z] "Don't you want to know why I turned into the clam?" [H] "No. I can already guess. Did ya wanna hear the story?" [Z] "Bah, you just don't want me to outshine you with glory." [H] "Dude, you been chattin' up flowers again? Get over it." [Z] "Man, you never wanna fuckin' talk about really fun shit." [Break - beatboxing solo] [H] "You gonna listen or not? Wait, don't answer, just shut it." [Z] (Hey!) [H] "So I was talkin' to Aphrie, and then you came up as a topic," [Z] "Oh boy, now you got my interest piqued. What'd Aphrie say?" [H] "Ugh, you gotta complex goin', bro, lay off getting laid, eh?" [Record scratch] [Z] "Hey, watch it, who tha fuck you think you talkin' to, pipsqueak?" [H] "I don't know now honestly, who the fuck would ever say pipsqueak?" [Z] "Listen here, you goodfernuttin' little..." [H] "So, anyway, back to the story. It wasn't Aphrie who brought you up." [Z] "Okay, I've lost interest, shove off, will ya?" [H] "Damn, dude, fuck you! I'm going to finish it!" [Z] "Fuc..." [H] "I was tellin' Aphrie about that" [H] "time you had four guys and four girls and then ya..." [Z] "Oooh, my last octopus escapade, or octopade if you will?" [H] "Yeah... That's aside tha point, not about your octothrills." [H] "Back to it, I was tellin' the story, and I forgot your name!" [Z] "What the fuck? This story is gettin' really fuckin' lame." [wah wah wah] [H] "...So I paused and 'boom' [*thunderclap]* a bolt of lighting hit nearby," [H] "And then a rumble, and your name struck like thunder," [Z] "Booooring. Heeard it already. Who dya think sent the bolt?" [H] "Wait, so you were watchin' us that whole time, ya bolt dolt?" [Z] "You didn't wonder why one random storm cloud was hanging out?" [H] "Ya know, I'm not even surprised, you're the perv god, no doubt." [Z] "A title I wear with pride, for I am the god that hangs loose!" [H] "Shut up and pick your next shape and next shape to fuck, Zeus." [Funky musical outro, walking bass line]