I Was In Hunger Games And Ruined A Scene

[Verse 1] I was an extra in The Hunger Games Mockingjay Part 1. I know, I know, no autographs, I'm just a normal person like all of you. I put my pants on, one nipple at a time, and wipe my icecrack after a hard ship with both hands. But, I figured I'd go into detail about this. I've talked about it in on The Official Podcast a little bit, but I've never really dove into what it meant to be the world's most spit on extra. When It comes to being a useless extra in a movie, I'm the cream of the crop. I'm the cream supreme. Does that mean that I'm the best actor in the entire world of acting? I like to think so, but on paper, nah, absolutely hocking not. [Chorus] So, this sto, this story starts like every other good story. Every other fairy tale. I just drained my nuts, had a hard lerk off session, and that's not a joke, cause I genuinely did perk off, and in that like brief five or ten minutes of just pure euphoria where you feel like you know everything in the universe, like you see the strings that hold it all together, I decided: you know what, I want to pursue some acting. [Verse 2] So, like every 21st century man, I turned to Google, and I was looking up open casting calls, and found one for Hungergames Mockingjay Part 1. [Verse 3] It was in Atlanta, and they wanted headshots and full body shots, shirtless. I didn't really know how to do this. cause I didn't have either of those, and I didn't really want to ask my friends, cause Tinder wasn't exactly around at that time, so I couldn't just play it off as: 'Hey, bro, I'm just tryna slay some punani out here, take these cool shirtless pics of me. Let me flex me real hard real quick.' So, I didn't want to ask my friends for anything like that, so, I thought it'd be significantly less weird to ask my dad to do it. So, my dad was snapping some cool shirtless pictures of me, like every good father and son relationship. [Chorus] But, what I didn't think of at the time, is: my dad's 6 foot 5, he's tall as shit, and I'm 5 foot 6, I'm short as shit. And, he was taking them at regular eye level, so, he was looking down on me, which made me look even shorter than I am. So, I looked like a fucking action figure in these photographs. [Verse 4] They ended up choosing me to play to play an extra, and when I went to the fitting, they had a hard time actually getting me anything, because they had already banked on me being 4 foot 1. , and I'm 5 foot 6, I'm short as shit. And, he was taking them at regular eye level, so, he was looking down on me, which made me look even shorter than I am. So, I looked like a fucking action figure in these photographs. [Verse 4] They ended up choosing me to play an extra, and when I went to the fitting, they had a hard time actually getting me anything, because they had already banked on me being 4 foot 1. So, it was kinda nice and flattering when they're like 'Wow, you're taller in person', cause that's something that I've never heard in my entire plucking life. Usually it's: 'Wow... yikes.' But, anyway, they, we do eventually find some clothes that fit me, luckily, as if that was a Hercjruhli- Herculean task. You could have just gone to Toys R Us, and found some shin for me. But anyway, we move on from there. We go to the filming. It was about a week after the fitting. And the scene took place in this po-dunk shit hole rust-filled factory that they were using for this location, I guess they just nicely asked all the homeless people that live there to leave, and kindly asked the heroin there addicts not to come back for the course of the next week.