🎵 “SNORESTORM 9000: THE FINAL NAP” 🎵

[INTRO – ] ZZZZZ— ZZZZZ— KHHHHH— GGGGRRZZZZ— (baby snore) (grandpa snore) (astral snore) 🛏️ "THE SLEEP HAS BEGUN." [VERSE 1 – SNOOZE MADNESS] I snored so hard I broke the bed, A flying blanket smacked my head. My pillow screamed “INTO THE FOG!” While I chased a sleepwalking cheese dog. GRRRRRZZZZZZZKHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I tripped on a dream made of slime and tea, Then burped out a lullaby in the key of B. A unicorn snored through my closet door, Now my mattress is a TARDIS floor. ZzzZZZZZGRHHHHGGZRRRRRZZZZZ! [SPOKEN WORD – SNORE OPERA] 👴: "I haven't woken up in 47 years." 👻: "I snore in Morse code." 🧸: "One time I sneezed in my sleep and summoned jazz." 🌌: "snoooore... I am time now." ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!! [CHORUS – FULL THROTTLE SNORE WAVE] SNORE WAVE RIDE, CUDDLE COLLIDE! SLIP THROUGH THE DREAMPIPE, SCREAM WHILE YOU GLIDE! PILLOW LAUNCH – INITIATE SNOOZE MODE! THE ROOM IS MELTING INTO A QUILTED CODE! ZzzZZZzzzZzzZ ZZZZzzZzzZ!!! (x 8 layers deep) I’M SNOOOORING THROUGH WALLS – CALL ME THE SLEEPBEAST! YAWN TORNADO!!! COVER ME IN BEDSHEETS!!! [VERSE 2 – DREAM DISASTER] I wrestled a nap demon in a beanbag fight, Lost my teeth to a blanket bite. Snored a message to the future in a dream-mail drone, Now I get sleep-taxes on my mobile phone. My eyelids became jellyfish with hats, They sang sea shanties to my midnight cats. I cried into a waffle and woke up bald, But the dream said, “CHILL, you’ve just evolved.” ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZKHGRRRRZZZZZ!!! [DREAM BRIDGE – SLOWMO SNORE RITUAL] 😴: "What if sleep is awake, and dreams are the real me?" 🎩🛌: "Snore backwards and you’ll hear God hiccup." 🎷: [saxophone solo entirely in snore sounds] 🌪️: Zzz…Zzz…ZzzZzZz… [FINAL CHORUS – SLEEP GOES FULL BERSERK] SNORE! ROAR! DREAM T-REX FLOOR! SLEEP-MECH ACTIVATE, BEDFRAME WAR! NIGHT-NIGHT MISSILES! QUILT-LAUNCH CODE! EVERYBODY YAWN AND EXPLODE!! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!! [OUTRO – WHISPERED IN 100 SNORES] pffrrrrrhhkkkhhhh “Goodnight… unless the bed eats you first.”