Legos

[Soft Intro] I hear the crickets through my window another sleepless niii-ii-iiight Sweat it drips from my furrowed brow As I reach for the lii-ee-iiiiight [Fade into heavy metal] [Bridge ] No no no Too brii-iiiiiiight! I am blind I am blind I am blinded tonii-eee-iiight [Verse] I stumble on a Lego And land upon T-Rex Buzz Lightyear in my eyeball I'm really just a wreck Just a wreck! [Repeat] [Verse 2] Boy you got some explaining to do Your fathers in the hospital Having a gnome removed From where?!? [Verse 3] Now pick up your toys And get your scrawny ass to sleep When your Daddy gets home You are in some deep... Deep what?!? [Guitar lead] [Chorus] Come here little boy The time has come Now grab that belt And expose that bum This will hurt you more than it hurts me I'd be surprised If you don't leak a little pee [Interlude] I'm really sorry pops Please oh please no more You're the [censor} idiot Who'll end up on the floor Again? [Verse 4] Come on Dad Put on your big boy pants You wanted to play Let's dance The tango? [Guitar lead 2] [Verse 5] Yeah boy Get some Had enough Another round? [Outro] Okay That's enough Let's go to bed Go to bed Goo tooo Bed I said go to bed pops [Guitar lead 3]