The Ballad of Clucky

[Verse] Out in the backyard, the sun hangin' high, There’s Clucky the chicken, under a clear blue sky. She scratches the dirt, but oh, what a sight, Feathers all matted, not a bit of white. [Verse 2] Clucky, my hen, she’s a sight to be seen, Squawkin' and struttin', but she ain't too clean. From her tail to her beak, she's covered in grime, In the coop or the yard, she's messy all the time. [Chorus] Oh Clucky, why you gotta be so messy? Feathers all covered, ain't it kinda stressy? You got the cluck but not the clean, I love you still, you're my feathered queen. [Verse 3] Neighbors all laugh when they see her parade, Clucky don't care, she’s got it made. Peckin' and poopin', without a worry, Life in the yard, she’s always in a hurry. [Verse 4] Maybe some day, she'll find herself a bath, Wash away the mess, along her path. But till that day, I'll just let her be, Some things in life, you gotta take lightly. [Chorus] Oh Clucky, why you gotta be so messy? Feathers all covered, ain't it kinda stressy? You got the cluck but not the clean, I love you still, you're my feathered queen.