The Poopening

[Intro] Another day, I'm logged in tight, Helping folks through their techie plight, But Buddy's gone, he’s outta sight, And soon I smell, something ain't right. With customers on the other line, I turn around, there’s a poop design, Buddy just grins, he thinks it's fine, A steaming gift right where I dine. [Verse] I’m solving bugs, I’m on a roll, But Kizzie just slipped out of control, She trots away, with stealthy stroll, To leave her mark, her daily goal. Right in the hall, a stinky mound, My focus breaks, I hear the sound, Clients hear my nervous laugh, While Kizzie enjoys her bathroom path. [Chorus] Oh, it's the poopening, in the house today, While I'm on calls, they find a way, Three dogs, one cat, a messy ballet, The poopening is here to stay. [Verse] Now Bowser's last, my hope remains, But even he, joins in the games, I turn my back, and he disdains, To use the yard, his mess contains. I juggle calls, and clean the floors, These dogs, they open bathroom doors, With every pile, my patience wars, Can’t take this anymore! [Chorus] Oh, it's the poopening, in the house today, While I'm on calls, they find a way, Three dogs, one cat, a messy ballet, The poopening is here to stay. [Bridge Verse] Then RoboVac goes on patrol, [Vaccuum] It bumps the cat, she’s lost control, Her tail gets caught, it takes a toll, [Cat Screams] And then she poops, a tragic roll. The robot smears it left and right, A brownish trail, a frightful sight, The laundry room, a scene of dread, With RoboVac, the house is spread. [Chorus] Oh, it's the poopening, in the house today, While I'm on calls, they find a way, Three dogs, one cat, a messy ballet, The poopening is here to stay. [Outro] At the end of the day, I sit and sigh, The pets all nap, the chaos high, I clean the mess, and wonder why, I love them still, as time goes by. Tech support and pets, a wild affair, With poop and fur, it’s everywhere, But in the end, we make a pair, Through the poopening, we’re quite a lair.