🎵 Crying to the Plod 🎵

[Verse 1] In the wild, wild west of YouTube’s land, Drama’s brewing, things get out of hand. A comment here, a video there, Everyone’s fighting, no one plays fair. Jahfar says there’s grounds for revenge, But calls out lies, says “That’s the wrong end!” While Taylor’s just reporting what’s already been, The trolls are crying, and the chaos begins. [Chorus] They’re crying to the plod, can’t handle the heat, Running to the cops when their arguments meet defeat. Truth hits harder than a keyboard fight, So they’re dialing up the boys in blue tonight. [Verse 2] Danny Jones, aka Hoax Police, Thinks the Brighton plod will bring some peace. But let’s be real, it’s the oldest trope, When logic fails, they clutch at the rope. Taylor’s standing tall, reporting the scene, But they twist his words to make it obscene. Reckless or not, he’s just telling the tale, While the trolls play victim, their ship has set sail. [Chorus] They’re crying to the plod, can’t handle the heat, Running to the cops when their arguments meet defeat. Truth hits harder than a keyboard fight, So they’re dialing up the boys in blue tonight. [Bridge] When the wit runs dry, and the truth cuts deep, They hit the panic button; it’s their go-to leap. No accountability, no standing their ground, Just a siren call for someone else to come around. [Chorus] They’re crying to the plod, can’t take the blow, Dodging the truth like a bad sitcom show. Matthew’s out here, just reporting the scene, While they weaponize the law to keep their hands clean. [Outro] Crying to the plod, it’s the troll’s last stand, When the heat gets real, they need a helping hand. But in YouTube’s corner, the truth will persist, While the cries to the plod fade into the mist.