Don't stop to turn against 2 opposing lanes on Champlain

[CHORUS] Don't stop to turn against 2 opposing lanes on Champlain. Don't turn into the Jean-Coutu that way! That lineup of blocked cars, behind you goes far. It's 5 o'clock who the fuck you think you are. [VERSE 1] Here in Dieppe, traffic ain't that bad. The best little city, most people are glad. But every day, Moncton traffic comes from Main. And eventually you'll find this shit-stain. [CATCHY CHORUS] Don't stop to turn against 2 opposing lanes on Champlain. Don't turn into the Spice Shop that way! That lineup of blocked cars, behind you goes far. It's 5 o'clock who the fuck you think you are. [VERSE 2] Driving back from Moncton, it's been a long day. Wanna get back to Dieppe no delay But this B.M.W. three is fucking blocking me And 31 other cars behind (and the intersection at Paul St. too!) [CHORUS] Don't stop to turn against 2 opposing lanes on Champlain. Don't go to Pizza-Pizza that way! (just go to Norms!) That lineup of blocked cars, behind you goes far. It's 5 o'clock who the fuck you think you are. [VERSE 3] So this is my message to you. Whether Acadian or Brayon or new. Please remember this song and you'll never be wrong. And Dieppe councillors you could help too. (you make the rules) [CHORUS] Don't stop to turn against 2 opposing lanes on Champlain. Don't turn into the Sugar Roll that way! That lineup of blocked cars, behind you goes far. It's 5 o'clock who the fuck you think you are. It's 5 o'clock who the fuck you think you are! (Oh my god... Seriously?... Go... Just Go... Please Go.)