Crayons in the Boardroom

[Verse 1] They show up to class in their buttoned-up suits, With a PowerPoint deck and their leather boots. But when they’re stressed, they don't pop a mint, They chew on crayons like it’s heaven-sent. [Pre-Chorus] Pastel blues and neon greens, Dinner plate of waxy dreams. Is it strategy or just a phase? Business majors got their own craze. [Chorus] Oh-oh, crayons in the boardroom! Chomping like it’s lunchtime Zoom. Colors on their lips, making deals with flair, Corporate rebels without a care! Oh-oh, crayons in the boardroom, Breaking trends and chewing bloom. From finance to marketing, they’re leading the pack, With a rainbow snack attack! [Verse 2] They’ll network hard at the local café, Pitching startups while munching on gray. Accounting 101? They’re skipping class, To create a crayon stock exchange, fast. [Pre-Chorus] Red for profit, blue for growth, Eating yellow earns a toast. HR calls, “Is this a breach?” But they’re too deep in the crayon feast. [Chorus] Oh-oh, crayons in the boardroom! Chomping like it’s lunchtime Zoom. Colors on their lips, making deals with flair, Corporate rebels without a care! Oh-oh, crayons in the boardroom, Breaking trends and chewing bloom. From finance to marketing, they’re leading the pack, With a rainbow snack attack! [Bridge] MBA dreams in a technicolor haze, LinkedIn bios that would amaze. “Proficient in Excel and Crayola too,” Eating crayons for that revenue hue. [Chorus – Extended] Oh-oh, crayons in the boardroom! They’ve got the color scheme, they’re in full bloom. Mergers, acquisitions, and waxy delight, They’ll chew through the night! Oh-oh, crayons in the boardroom, Trendsetters with edible gloom. Climbing the ladder, they’re tough to beat, Because their crayons taste sweet. [Outro] So here’s to the majors with an entrepreneurial plan, Who can turn any crayon into a business span. With a crunch and a smile, they redefine cool, Crayons in the boardroom—they make their own rules!