Midweek Monday

Some people call it Friday junior It's the end of the week so they say, But today it's something special, Because it's D&D Monday! I've been dreaming about scary vampires, And how they upturned an island home, The dwarves are holed up in their mountain, And I even saw a mechanical gnome! I saw a swamp out on the distance, The result of an evil dam, And I really need to know what happens, But some of our players have to go and scram. And Jason is leaving town this weekend, And D&D was on shaky ground! We almost lost our sacred Monday, But thanks to Thursday it's been found! Because all I want is for it to be Monday, My co workers say that that's a sin! But thank God we can trade out Thursday, So it can be Monday once again! There's so many questions I need answered, Like how do Beary's tattoos transfer? And when we get out of deep winter, Will he shed his extra fur? And about the Dwarf we call Thump, Does he fight with spell or pen? And will he keep his campaign promise? To Make Abominations Gone Again? Them we come to that weird horse guy, I don't even know where to begin, Does he experience permanent shrinkage, Because of his naked human skin? Because all I want is for it to be Monday, My co workers say that that's a sin! But thank God we can trade out Thursday, So it can be Monday once again!