cake.

It's me, president Obama and I'm here to say that I really, REALLY like to eat cake. It's my favorite past time, and I think you should try it. I just really, really love cake. My life is a mess, and everything is ruined, because all I do is eat cake, dream about cake, and cry about cake. What have I done? Oh God what have I done? Please help me, please for the love of God