Don’t Panic

"Don’t Panic" *(Now in full Surf Rock glory – reverb-drenched, upbeat, and slightly sarcastic!)* [Intro] [Twangy guitar, crashing drums, plenty of reverb…] *"Woooooah-oh-oh-ohhh… Don’t Panic, baby!"* [Verse 1] You burned your toast, your coffee’s weak, Your phone just died—"Is this the apocalypse you seek?" The waves are high, the tide’s rollin’ in, But babe, chill out—let the good vibes begin! [Pre-Chorus] You checked WebMD—"It’s gotta be the plague!" Nah, just allergies from that dumb air freshener you crave! The news says "Chaos! The end is near!" But the sun’s still up, and the beach is right here… [Chorus] Don’t Panic, surfer girl, just ride the wave— It might be gnarly, but hey, that’s life! The world’s a mess, but the surf’s still sweet, So grab your board—or just float in defeat! [Verse 2] Your boss just texted, "Need this by noon!" But your brain’s still stuck on last night’s bad karaoke tune. Your date stood you up, your dog ate your shoes, "Total disaster!" …or just the blues? [Instrumental Break] [Bridge] [spoken over tremolo guitar] *"Dude… my Wi-Fi’s slow, my ex unfriended me,* My kombucha exploded—this is an emergency!" …Or maybe just another day in the cosmic joke? "Cowabunga it is!" [Final Chorus] *(big finish, echoey fade-out)* Don’t Panic, don’t fight it, just laugh at the spin— Life’s a wild ride, so why not grin? The sharks might circle, the skies might grey, But the sand’s still warm… so let’s stay!