3:41

The Muffin Man
v4.5
doom metal
Guitars:
- Tuning: Drop Z (so low it vibrates your bones)
- Tone: Thick, tar-like distortion—like boulders grinding in a swamp
- Riffs: Slow, tectonic chugs (think Sabbath x 0, 25 speed) with dissonant, weeping solos
Vocals:
- Verse: Guttural cookie-monster growls ("WHO, LIVES, ON DRURY LANE?")
- Chorus: Clean, mournful baritone drenched in reverb, - Bridge: Black metal shrieks layered with Gregorian chanting
Drums/Percussion:
- Kick Drum: Earthquake tremors (1 hit every 4 seconds)
- Cymbals: Gongs struck in a cavern
- Bonus: Anvil strikes, chains dragging, oven doors slamming
Atmosphere:
- Pipe organ drones
- Distorted nursery rhyme music box melody
- Frying-pan feedback as a transition effect
2:40

Row, Row, Row
v4.5
Surrealist Southern Blues, Industrial Gospel, Weirdcore, Harmonica, Steel on Steel Percussion, Pipe Flutes, Slide Guitar, Southern Choir, Male Vocals
2:49

If You're Happy
v4.5
Heavy Metal, Sung in a wobbly carnival organ melody, whimsical, sinister, a mix of melodic and heavy metal roars, punctuated by jerky marionette clicks, - The "Clap": Sounds like cracking knuckles + a wind-up music box breaking, - "Stomp": Wet boots on rotting wood + a muffled whimper syncopated beneath, - Outro: The organ slows, then warps into a flatline beep, One final squeak of clown shoes
2:40

3:03

2:53

4:00

3:43

3:56

4:25

2:53

3:05

nu-metal, aggressive, chaotic rhythms and raw energy, low, heavy guitar riffs and driving drums, vocals range from melodic singing to fierce growls



