https://suno.com/@gibeligob The Tavern Playlist: https://suno.com/playlist/b078426b-4659-4f35-87f3-66635ebbf7bc I have no idea if this works as a Tavern song😄 But I wanted to give it a try anyway. The perspective is from a tavern ruffian. Astrid the wench, traveling from town to town, Tavern to tavern, breaking hearts, from a once broken heart. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> [Intro - Irish Tavern Music] [Verse] Ruffians was the scene, redhaired Astrid walks in What a queen, fairer than the ale i sip a beam When she walked in you could hear a pin Hitting the floor, you couldnt ignore her porcelain skin (ohh) The whole room was still with a chill Fighting against her will, her whole presence, im quite obsessed with Im willing to test it My night might be a blessing, the tensions electric kind [Chorus] The wench smiled & said loud I can save your soul if you want a go But you have to give it up-UP Everything you want, you get Oh-oo-oh-woah-oh [Verse] She had the whole tavern locked, stuck and hypnotized She's a killer you can see it in her pretty eyes She has potential to ruin your life right Thats what you like the type that got you picking fights. I start to think, whats the possibility Aint that some irony she sat right next to me We locked eyes, she said hey my names Astrid I told her my name, her eyes still stuck like flypaper [Short Break] Ohh-ohooo [Verse] She whispered in my ear you wanna go to my room I felt the heat in her breath my death was too soon I replied i do my ego grew Im putting on a front im acting real nonchalant Trying to seem like a guy thats real high in demand But i cant stand this stance i already feel a little Ants, in my pants [Chorus] Oh-ohoo that wicked smile Shes out of this world Oh, but you know the rest Shes down to earth. And she'll lure you to her bed [Verse] She grabbed me by the hand, took me to the second floor And took me to the room, and as she shut the door My head was spinning around and round She took her shirt off and threw it on the ground. The lights were off, the moon lit the room I couldnt think straight, then i saw the big broom It was in the corner, it was twice the size of me It was then i realized what was about to be.. oh shit [Chorus] Astrid wave her hand And i start losing my head Im on all fours, man My stomach touching the floor I start oinking like a boar (Oink oink oink) [Final Verse] (they call her Astrid) Astrid the witch Red hair down to her hips Pretty and wicked, one in a million A very wicked witch Her wicked heart-it Was broken by a son of a bitch Now She lure wicked men. All thinking its their lucky night Now they're all pigs, pigs, pigs, pigs, pigs [Break] [outro] Astrids gone The tavern calm I still can hear her charming song Wherever she is (oo-ohoo) I'm sure shes fine I wonder where she'll be next time. (town got a new pig) [End]

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