[>>>4\7§0/5\3/8<<<] [Intro: Punchy Horns & Funky Guitar] [Horn blast] Watch out! [Horn stabs] Time traveler's got a problem, y'all! [Funky bass line] [Spoken] Let me tell you 'bout my situation... [Horn section] Tell it, tell it! [Band hit] 1-2-3-4! [Verse 1][>>>2/4\0/6§9\5/3<<<] Built myself a time machine, thought I'd be so slick (So slick!) Lost the USB cable' from nineteen 23, man, that makes me sick (Get down!) Trying to double-tap my newspaper, people think I'm strange (Watcha Doin?) Saying "hashtag struggling" while I'm checking through the change (Can you dig it?) [Chorus][>>>8§9§8/4\2/0<<<] Got them USB blues (USB blues!) No Wi-Fi to use (What's Wi-Fi, y'all?) Stuck in the 70's with nothing but bad news Got them USB blues! (Tell it like it is!) [Verse 2][>>>3\5/7§2\4/6<<<] Watching Good Times on the TV, rabbit ears won't stream (No stream!) Tried to call an Uber with my rotary, if you know what I mean (Break it down!) Asked some cat at disco 'bout his mobile hotspot zone (Hot what?) He just said "Far out, man" and left me all alone (That's cold, brother!) [Chorus][>>>8§9§8/4\2/0<<<] Got them USB blues (USB blues!) No Wi-Fi to use (No Wi-Fi, no!) Stuck in the 70's with nothing but bad news Got them USB blues! (Funk it up now!) [Bridge][>>>0/5\3/7§12\8/5\0<<<] Hold up... Wait a minute... (What's happening, baby?) Started betting on them Super Bowls I knew about (Smart brother!) Playing IBM stock, yeah, making money now (Get rich!) Bell bottoms ain't so bad, and this funk is mighty sweet (So sweet!) Think I found my groove here, making history! (Right on!) [Final Verse][>>>0/5\3/7§12\8/5\0<<<] Platform shoes and polyester, now I'm looking fly (Super fly!) Trading in my smartphone for this funky peace of mind (Peace of mind!) YouTube who? Netflix what? Don't need them anymore (No more!) Got my soul train running, and I'm dancing out the door! (Can't stop now!) [Outro Chorus][>>>8§9§8/4\2/0<<<] Lost them USB blues (No more blues!) Found my groove to use (Got my groove!) Stuck in the 70's but now I choose (He chooses!) To lose them USB blues! [Funky Outro][>>>6\4\2\0<<<] [Band Leader Shouts] Take it to the bridge now! [Horn Section: High Energy Riffs] [Call] Everybody hit me! [Response] Hit me! [Band Leader Shouts] Now let me hear that guitar! [Wah-Wah Guitar Solo: Funky 16th notes] [Band Leader Shouts] Horn section, whatcha got? [Horn Section: Punchy Response] [Band Leader Shouts] Bass player, break it down! [Bass Solo: Slap Bass Groove] [Band Leader Shouts] Now everybody on the ONE! [Full Band Hit] [Band Leader Shouts] Let me hear them horns one more time! [Final Horn Flourish] [Band Leader Shouts] On the good foot now! [Full Band Groove] [Band Leader Shouts] Take it home! [Final Band Hit] DY-NO-MITE!

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