**[Intro – Piano Ballad Style]** Another dawn creeps through the shade, A dildo’s propped against the glade. Right by the counter, near the wine, It’s glistening from last night’s grind. I stumble to the living room, Still buzzing from the night’s perfume. Upon the coffee table, bold, A plug that’s shiny, sleek, and cold! [Chorus 1 – Full Harmony Layer] Oh, the toys are scattered wide! There’s nowhere left for them to hide! (Nowhere left for them to hide!) By the sofa, near the chair— Toys, toys, toys are everywhere! Toys, toys, toys are everywhere! [Verse 1 – Campfire Waltz Feel, Climbing Tempo] Down the hall and through the gate, A paddle’s left to tempt my fate. Beside the bedroom, don’t you know? A cuff still dangles, tied with glow! [Chorus 2 – Bigger & Brassier] Oh, the toys are scattered wide! There’s nowhere left for them to hide! (Nowhere left for them to hide!) By the lamp, beneath the stair— Toys, toys, toys are everywhere! [Verse 2 – Sassy Strut Groove] I saw them grab a silky whip, Then let it slide from fingertip. They tossed it down, they pranced away, And left it tangled till today! [Chorus 3 – Falsetto Overlay + Full Band Stab] Oh, the toys are strewn so wide! There’s nowhere left for them to hide! (Nowhere left for them to hide!) By the sofa, near the chair— Toys, toys, toys are everywhere! [Bridge – Tempo Drops, Orchestral Pause] They hunt around and rub their brow, “Where’s that vibe I used?” they vow! Meanwhile, a bead rolls out of sight— A saucy relic of the night! [Chorus 4 – Hard Stop + Drop Back In] Oh, the toys are scattered wide! There’s nowhere left for them to hide! (Nowhere left for them to hide!) By the rug, against the wall— Toys, toys, toys, they sprawl and call! [Outro Chorus – Slow Reprise, Angels Descend] Toys everywhere! Oh yeah! Toys everywhere! I swear! Toys! [Women’s Chorus – Soft Harmony] Oh, the toys are scattered wide! There’s nowhere left for them to hide! By the sofa, near the chair— Toys, toys, toys are everywhere! [Musical Interlude – Majestic Queen-Style Breakdown] [Final Chorus – Full Freddie Layering + Overblown Swagger] Toys everywhere! Oh yeah! Toys everywhere! I swear! Toys! Toys everywhere! (Oh yeah!) Toys everywhere! (I swear!) Toys! (Toys everywhere!) Oh yeah! (Toys everywhere!) I swear! (Toys!) [Studio Fade Out] {End}

The Kinky Collection