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[Intro]
We are so sorry for what you just read
Everything rhymes here and ends with an ed
We apologize deeply for all that is said
We’re sorry for sorry and sorry ahead
[Verse 1]
I woke up this morning and fell out of bed
I looked in the mirror my hair was bright red
I went to the kitchen and bumped my own head
I made some hot coffee and spilled it instead
The dog ate my breakfast the cat looked and fled
My neighbor drove past me and honked till I bled
I called up my doctor he said he had read
That everything happening ends with an ed
[Chorus]
We’re sorry it rhymes we don’t know what we did
We’re sorry for ed and the path that it led
We’re sorry for sorry for things that were said
We’re sorry this chorus is also in ed
We tried to stop rhyming we tried till we fled
But everything landed on ed in the end
We apologize deeply for all that you’ve read
We’re sorry and sorry and sorry for ed
[Verse 2]
I drove to the office and traffic was dread
I sat in a meeting and nearly was dead
The power