This Album is a Police Report
This Album Is a Police Report captures one chaotic night from start to finish — the party, the mistakes, the aftermath, and the quiet agreement the next morning to never talk about it again.
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13 songs
1:31
Opens with low, gravelly male narration layered over distant, wailing sirens and underlying radio static, The sparse, moody texture sustains tension, remaining unaccompanied by music throughout until the climactic delivery of “Press start to party, ”
3:28
High-energy electronicore / party metal song with arcade intro sounds, synth leads, huge EDM drops and metalcore breakdowns, Male vocals switching between clean catchy chorus and aggressive shouted verses, Festival-style chant chorus, Big bass, club synths, chaotic party vibe, humor and energy, Arcade sound effects at intro, Tempo ~150 BPM, Massive breakdown halfway through with gang vocals, Fun, ridiculous, high-energy
3:57
High-energy electronic metal / party metal song with chant-style chorus and humorous lyrics about making dumb decisions with friends, Male vocals with shouted verses and big gang vocal chorus, Synth leads, EDM drops, heavy guitars, and a massive breakdown section, Fun chaotic energy, festival crowd chants, tempo around 150 BPM, Party atmosphere, playful but heavy
3:13
Post-hardcore song with aggressive guitars and shouted verses, mixed with an EDM festival-style melodic chorus, Humorous lyrics about being the only person at a party wearing a dragon costume, Heavy breakdown with crowd chants and chaotic party energy, Male vocals with screams in verses and clean EDM-style chorus, Tempo around 145 BPM
4:22
Melodic EDM / post-hardcore hybrid with atmospheric synths, emotional clean male vocals, and soft guitar textures, Mid-tempo electronic beat with uplifting EDM chorus and subtle post-hardcore intensity in verses, Party-night atmosphere, nostalgic and reflective tone, Tempo around 120–130 BPM
4:19
Mid-tempo electronic rock/EDM at 140 BPM kicks off with aggressive guitar riffs, punchy drums, and gritty post-hardcore vocals in the verses, Big festival synths surge into a soaring, melodic EDM chorus with clean vocals and crowd chants, A chant-driven build-up—“BEST PARTY EVER!”—triggers a colossal drop and chaotic breakdown loaded with distorted guitars and thundering electronic bass, capturing an explosive house-party atmosphere
3:56
High-energy electronic metal / post-hardcore track with massive EDM drops and heavy guitar breakdowns, Aggressive male vocals in verses, melodic EDM-style chorus, and a huge chaotic breakdown section with gang vocals, Loud house-party atmosphere with crowd energy, Tempo around 145 BPM
3:43
High-energy track mixing post-hardcore verses with EDM festival-style chant sections, Heavy guitars, synth bass drops, and crowd call-and-response chants of “WHERE IS DAVE?”, Male vocals with aggressive verses and electronic drops, Party chaos atmosphere, Tempo around 145 BPM
3:47
Post-hardcore song with aggressive guitars and shouted verses, mixed with an EDM festival-style melodic chorus, Humorous lyrics about being the only person at a party wearing a dragon costume, Heavy breakdown with crowd chants and chaotic party energy, Male vocals with screams in verses and clean EDM-style chorus, Tempo around 145 BPM
2:59
Mid-tempo EDM rock / post-hardcore party anthem about a late-night pizza delivery turning a dying house party into total chaos, Energetic guitars, punchy drums, and big festival synths, Verses with playful post-hardcore vocals and driving riffs, leading into a chant-style EDM chorus shouting “PIZZA AT THREE A, M, ” Fun, chaotic party atmosphere with gang vocals, crowd chants, and humor, Includes a breakdown where the band yells “WHO ORDERED THE PIZZA?” and the crowd shouts back “YOU DID!” Big electronic drop and heavy guitar breakdown, Around 140 BPM
3:39
Fast chaotic electronic metal / party metal song with humorous lyrics, heavy guitars, EDM synths, and festival-style gang vocals, Male vocals with shouted verses and chant chorus, Tempo around 155 BPM, Comedic chaotic party atmosphere, electronic sound effects, breakdown section with crowd chants
4:38
Slow electronic rock / soft EDM metal ballad with atmospheric synths, gentle guitar textures, and emotional male vocals, Mid-tempo reflective vibe about the morning after a wild party, Melodic chorus, light electronic beat, humorous but relatable lyrics, Tempo around 95–105 BPM
3:49
Melodic post-hardcore / EDM hybrid with emotional clean male vocals, atmospheric synths, and soft guitar textures, Reflective ending song about friends agreeing to never talk about a chaotic night, Mid-tempo electronic beat with uplifting melodic chorus, Tempo around 105–115 BPM