Ain't No Way That's a Cheeseburger

[Verse] Ain't no way that's a cheeseburger Look at that it's got no cheese Just a patty and some lettuce That's a prank if you please [Verse 2] Thought I'd get some cheddar But it's just a plain ol' bun Got no pickles got no flavor Man this ain't no fun [Chorus] Ain't no way that's a cheeseburger Where's the melty golden slice Ain't no way that's a cheeseburger Just a wannabe in disguise [Verse] Took a bite couldn't believe it Tasted dry oh what a crime To call this thing a cheeseburger Baby that's a waste of time [Bridge] I want the sizzle want the taste Give me something I can bite This ain't no cheeseburger Gonna send it back tonight [Chorus] Ain't no way that's a cheeseburger Where's the melty golden slice Ain't no way that's a cheeseburger Just a wannabe in disguise