Terrible Troubles at Two

[Verse] Little toddler on the floor Found a crack behind him oh no what for He looks so worried feels so blue Did my butt break can you fix it too [Verse 2] He waddles to his mom in fright Mommy mommy am I alright She smiles wide kneels down to see The curious sight that brought his plea [Chorus] Oh no my butt has a crack Does it leak can we glue it back Is it broken what do we do Mom says it's fine son don't worry you [Verse 3] Toddler stares at his little feet Hands on hips thinking oh so deep He talks to his teddy bear Do you have one or am I rare [Chorus] Oh no my butt has a crack Does it leak can we glue it back Is it broken what do we do Mom says it's fine son don't worry you [Bridge] Mom explains it with a smile It's normal every little child He raises eyebrows holds his breath Still not sure if this is the best