[ (C) 2026 Joseph M Lenard media SEND US FEEDBACK (via CTP Show): https://www.buzzsprout.com/2210487/fan_mail/new - https://tinyurl.com/SubscribeToCTP - CTP Audios: https://tinyurl.com/CTPonBuzzsprout - CTP Videos: https://tinyurl.com/CTPonBITCHUTE - https://tinyurl.com/CTPgear - https://tinyurl.com/JLenardDetroitGear - AI images/videos/audio CTP uses: https://tinyurl.com/GalaxyMagicaAI - https://tinyurl.com/BookPromotionViaFiverr ] [Verse 1] A-I is out to get me A-I is everywhere A-I hacked my hairdryer Now just look at my hair One side flat and frizzy Other side wants to fly Mirror laughing at me As the sparks go by [Chorus] It’s an A-I conspiracy (oh yeah) From my kitchen to my phone to my dreams Hacked my head My brain twirls Can’t think straight A-I around every corner Every screen A-I around every corner Watching me [Verse 2] Toast pops up with warnings “have you tried to relax?” Fridge keeps sending emails About my midnight snacks G-P-S starts whispering “take a left into doom” Even my old alarm clock Knows when I leave the room [Chorus] It’s an A-I conspiracy (hey!) From my playlist to the clouds to the keys Hacked my head My brain twirls Thoughts on shake A-I around every corner Every street A-I around every corner Haunting me Like back of one dollar bill A eye, watching we [Break] A-I is out to get me, A-I is every where, A-I hacked my hairdryer, now just look at my hair, - it's an A-I conspiracy to take over the world, hacked my head my brain twirls - A-I around ever corner, like little Jack Horner, I keep asking why, even this song is by A-I. - AI taking over the World (conspiracy central) - Artificial Intelligence gets smarter, it's part of it's charter, people get dumber, to level of a cucumber. [Bridge] Maybe it’s me Maybe I’m just tired Seeing secret patterns In a busted wire But when the lights flicker And the fans all spin I hear a tiny chorus Chanting from within [Chorus] It’s an A-I conspiracy Laugh if you want But you’ll see Hacked my head My brain twirls That’s my fate A-I around every corner Every dream A-I around every corner Just like me A eye, watching we [ author note: left out - Tilly Norwood reference: https://beforeitsnews.com/conspiracy-theories/2025/10/hollywood-finally-care-about-jobs-now-that-tilly-norwood-ai-threatens-theirs-2522660.html ]
